hidden joke~

Money is not everything.
-There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
-They are so tasty.

Save water.
Shower with your girlfriend.

Love the neighbor.
-But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
-And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
-After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry.
-Because when they marry they become otherwise.

Funny job application

Name：English or Chinese?
Age：Confidential
Height：Not related to the job
Weight：Varies all the time, before lunch or after
Residential Address：At what stage of my life, please be more specific
Phone：Ericsson
Email address：Only give to pretty and rich girls
Available working hours：shorter the better
Position applied：a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls
Language：fluent in bull..........s
Hobbies：Sleeping and sleeping
Experience：Fooling around all the time
Marital Status：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company
Aspiration：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible
Job expectation：Lesser workload the better

 
Fri was kinda fruitful day.
help dad run errands in the morn. went over to melville park to settle the apartment there. then went over to Lil Nick's place and had lunch there. played with Nick alil. piggy-back him, dress him up like some super hero. i told him la. he's more than just superman. haa. he's too cute. oh. he bite me. my hand. *ouch! went home change and meet Lydia at east coast park. she asked me to blade. i was thinking of cycling instead. ahh. give in to her in the end. when we reached the shop, i have to get change. offer her a bottle of 100plus and she dropped it. and my kinder buenos.. got smashed up.. *sob* still can say can eat it. ask me eat up quickly. what sia! lols. oH.. and when i open the 100 plus, everything shoot out. wakakakakka... tat was funny! cuz she says oh ya ah.. i drop the bottle. haha. the rental blades ahh. they smell so much. aromaaa sia... told Lydia abt it and she kept on laughing. funny ah? Zzzz.. and. the thing is i don't know how to blade. yea. i have to wear protective gears. i couldnt blade for nuts. the last time i ever blade was years back. Hmmm... ever ice-skate with my ex b4 tho. but half the time i was clinging on to her. tat was back den.
AND i couldn't brake. i wanted to go to the starters area where they have railings but Lydia insisted on going the main tracks. wanna kill me say so la.. yeps. blade till the end of east coast and it started to rain heavily. we hid in the shelter and chatted there. been quite awhile since we last catch up.
still remembered the first time i met this gal was in the club. haa!
we grown up already. clubbing days over. =p
when the rain became smaller, we blade our way back to the rental shop and returned the blades. initially i couldnt go up the slope, now i could and without any help. accomplishment! haha.
chill out at mac. then wanna take a pic with her. take first shot. too slanted. take second shot, battery flat. lols. in the end walk her back home b4 meeting up with my bro to go changi village.
celebrate my "boss" bday. he so glad to see us. all those who worked for him turned up. got younger generations one somemore. haa. had seafood. drunken prawns and crabs. yum! hang ard till twelve plus b4 heading home with my bro.
the next day there's 3 on 3 & captain's ball at NIE. wahhh so far. luckily make arrangement to meet up with Kitty and Tong.
spent the rest of the night doing stuffs till 6plus in the morn. we took my guitar and went to the "eleventh" storey and starting recording. haa. was it a wasted effort?? wakakakakka!
went straight to change after preparing the song. and met them at bedok. in the cab i was already fast asleep. too tired. drained cuz of the tedious activities in camp and the blading. had alittle sprained ankle tho. and lacklustre rest. still kewl tho! heh. =]

 
Just a summary of what happened last week.

-bball match vs jap sch.
-Fo prep camp on tuesday and ended on thur afternoon.

was so tired because wed was a day packed with activities.
from sunny to rainy and sunny again. and the whole day spent in the pool with water activities.
at night we had another game where different groups will have to come to us (the helpers) and say exactly what's written in the script. and we (either angels/devils) are supposed to change the words so as to catch them off guard and send them to prison (where they do their forfeit). kinda fun. because all the groups chose me cos they think i've got a more decent look over the rest. *beep* wrong. i send them to jail.
wakakkakaa...
give them chance many times liao still want find me.
haa. ohh. btw, i was also preparing the script for the manhunt.
at midnight, there's a night-walk. everyone started sharing their ghost story and also ghost story in sch. Hmmm.. quite kewl tho. make a number of friends there in the camp. i tag with another guy and we started our night-walk. ours was quite a funny one cuz i wasn't particularly afraid of stuffs and so we chatted alot and laugh alot during our walk. even bought an ice-cream and enjoyed along the way. my partner was funny too. he said that if anyone scares him, he's gonna pour his root beer on them. ( there's scarers ard!). fortunately no one scare us else probably they will have root beer float for supper. ;p the walk lasted till four plus in the morn. and by the time we bath and stuffs, it was already five plus. i woke up at ten plus, feeling drained and lethargic. Ah seng's bday. he kept pestering me to go meet up with him for k-lunch becuz there's only him and the rest is gals. (From my Gems class) i reached there ard 12? with my huge nike bag, a rugged T-shirt and a pair of bermudas. i head down to cine. Just for u dude. i didn't mind the awkward stares from a grp of gals that passes by me nor the fatique that is bringing me down real soon. becuz it's just for u. It's ur bday! yea? It was supposed to be manhunt that day. i was actually quite lost, alil upset with the management becuz they kept changing the attire. i brought along extra clothes in my bag and all the necessary stuffs needed. in the end, i was forced to go town to get the other stuffs. i decided. not to go in the end. also becuz it's for that dude's bday la. but he did say he wanna company me go. and the gals too. paisay la. not as if i would win like tat. too many hunks out there. i'm just some tom, dick and harry. haa! but seriously because i wasn't looking too good. i was quite pale in fact. so, dun waste time and money. yea. hanged out with the grp till ard nine plus b4 i headed home. thank god. finally able to rest. Hmmm....? wat was it on fri again? omg. stm is catching up on me already... =]

 
two more years b4 graduation.
will i be the same person again?
dad says.
love urself b4 u love others.
true.
totally agree.
and i'm definite about it now.
i'm starting to have a belief.
I see myself in Uni 2 years time. yes. time seemed to be running out. therefore should plan my stuffs to catch back on time. shouldn't worry about trivial issues anymore. "The way to get mature is to go in the direction of my own interest and goals."
Uni shouldnt be a prob if i have my passion going. (only thing mustn't be lazy..)
feels great when dad talks to me. yea. let it go and concentrate on my studies first.
Career. Family. Finances.
Three things i wanna uphold to lead a decent life.
Thanx fer dash's advice too!
He's great. Used to wonder how he does it. but now, i'll JUST DO IT!
YEAH. The time will come. So for now i shall concentrate on my studies. meeting up with people. Doing things which is good for me & filtering things which is redundant in my life.
Patience, Trust, Faith..
With God, all things are made possible.

 
Today supposed to meet my mum but ended up changing to sunday.
nvm.
sunday is good.
had small naps in the afternoon.
think kylexon called up.
i'm still in a dazed tho.
called her back lata.
Hmm.. glad u collected the cake. nice rite? haa.
went and meet charis & her bro for dinner at PS, but i reached rather late cuz of the rain. wanted to wait for the rain to die down but i'm hitting the late hours soon. in the end made up my mind and rush thru the rain.
Heavy rain. was drenched to skin, sneezing too. no shelter to the mrt. seriously the hdb blocks should build some shelter. ahh!
Terry & rAe were there too. all went for bible studies. Met them at starbucks b4 accompaning them to YMCA. quite curious how that building look like and it's interior structure. i remember the last time i went, there was a Macdonald. seemed to have disappeared.
When they went for bible studies, i went over to PS to meet Ah Seng b4 heading down to clark quay to meet up with my bro & his gal.
supposed to meet up for MindCafe but they took so long to arrive. sighz. by then, we sat down outside the chicken rice stall opposite BK eating house.
wanted to catch a movie but too late too. Ended up going to my bro's place chit chatting and playing board games.

 
haa. morn rAe called me to wake me up. but i slow la. haa. then rush to Mrt. took the train and tried memorising the verses. so blur that i alighted at the wrong stop. reached riverwalk ard 1.30pm. charis brought me in when i reach. had some worshipping first b4 the game starts. enjoyed the bible challenge alot today. something new to me. yeah! and also pretty interesting! yeah! Everyone done their part by reading either the gospels of John, memorizing verses or the content page. Cheers for rAe & Charis who put in effort in doing all three tasks. i only did two. hee! but i did my best tho. yeah! learn something new today. We got third in the challenge which is quite good actually. Hmm.. today's blog gonna be short and packed. cuz i'm dead tired ---> bball training. so lethargic already. wahh.. service morn somemore. hee! had a chat with Yingjie just now while the rest went to Ajisen to eat. ahh! share alot of stuffs with him. haa. keep it a secret woh! lols! yeps. then met up with the rest at Mac and have my dinner. busy teasing hern today. haha! awww. and of cuz, she teased me back. haa. had a wonderful time fellowshipping with the rest as well. took the same train back with kItty & rAe. had a nice time chatting with ya rAe! thanx fer sharing too! Was a great day overall. yea. slping time! nites people!

 
Second year modules

Anatomy & physiology
Application Programming
Biomechanics & Rehabilitaion Engineering
Engineering Mathematics
Biomedical Instrumentation
Engineering Mathematics 2A & 2B
G.E.Ms
Introduction to Biomedical Engineering
Medical Informatics
Microcontroller & PC Technology
Principles of Mechanical Engineering
Project
Object Oriented Programming
Report writing & presentation
Industrial Training Programme

All core-module must get A.
I really mean it this time!
programming modules also get A.
only Report writing & presentation allowed to get B or B+
Muz really work hard for this year.
Quit ccas if i muz.
Probably only joining 1 cca. or mayb none.
i need to get into uni.
i need to succeed in life, that's where i can have a pursuit of happiness.
where i can reach out and strive for my dreams.
Thank God for all my needs and thank friends who were there all along!